''Let me sew you to your sheet,'' e.g

• Like this good clue, it might have you stuck!
• Chewing the doors, for example
• Loose Brie, for example
• Something said by self-described birdwatcher?
• Reverend's mistake: lovey-dovey type is married
• Silly sound transposition
• No promises to be broken? It sounds the wrong way round
• Burly chassis for Shirley Bassey, say?

WordNet Word definitions in WordNet
n. transposition of initial consonants in a pair of words

Douglas Harper's Etymology Dictionary Word definitions in Douglas Harper's Etymology Dictionary
1900, but according to OED in use at Oxford as early as 1885, involuntary transposition of sounds in two or more words (such as "shoving leopard" for "loving shepherd," "half-warmed fish" for "half-formed wish," "beery work speaking to empty wenches," etc.), ...