A slip of the tongue? - no promises

• ''Let me sew you to your sheet,'' e.g
• Trump the jack, e.g.
• Hated the book, perhaps
• "Let me sew you to your sheet," e.g
• Transposition of initial consonants in a pair of words
• "Hoobert Heever," e.g.
• Chewing the doors, for example

Wikipedia Word definitions in Wikipedia
A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants , vowels , or morphemes are switched (see metathesis ) between two words in a phrase. An example is saying "The Lord is a shoving leopard" instead of " The ...

Wiktionary Word definitions in Wiktionary
n. A play on words on a phrase in which the initial (usually consonantal) sounds of two or more of the main words are transposed.