"Let me sew you to your sheet," e.g

• A slip of the tongue? — no promises (anag)
• ''Let me sew you to your sheet,'' e.g
• Chewing the doors, for example
• A slip of the tongue? - no promises
• Burly chassis for Shirley Bassey, say?
• Reverend's mistake: lovey-dovey type is married
• Lack of pies, say

Wikipedia Word definitions in Wikipedia
A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants , vowels , or morphemes are switched (see metathesis ) between two words in a phrase. An example is saying "The Lord is a shoving leopard" instead of " The ...

Douglas Harper's Etymology Dictionary Word definitions in Douglas Harper's Etymology Dictionary
1900, but according to OED in use at Oxford as early as 1885, involuntary transposition of sounds in two or more words (such as "shoving leopard" for "loving shepherd," "half-warmed fish" for "half-formed wish," "beery work speaking to empty wenches," etc.), ...