Lack of pies, say

• Trump the jack, e.g.
• "Let me sew you to your sheet," e.g
• Something said by self-described birdwatcher?
• Hated the book, perhaps
• Fighting a liar, e.g.
• Comical transposition
• A slip of the tongue? — no promises (anag)
• Chewing the doors, for example

WordNet Word definitions in WordNet
n. transposition of initial consonants in a pair of words

Wiktionary Word definitions in Wiktionary
n. A play on words on a phrase in which the initial (usually consonantal) sounds of two or more of the main words are transposed.