Lack of pies, say

• Silly sound transposition
• Fighting a liar, e.g.
• "Let me sew you to your sheet," e.g
• Hated the book, perhaps
• Reverend's mistake: lovey-dovey type is married
• ''Let me sew you to your sheet,'' e.g
• Something said by self-described birdwatcher?
• Trump the jack, e.g.
• A slip of the tongue? - no promises

Douglas Harper's Etymology Dictionary Word definitions in Douglas Harper's Etymology Dictionary
1900, but according to OED in use at Oxford as early as 1885, involuntary transposition of sounds in two or more words (such as "shoving leopard" for "loving shepherd," "half-warmed fish" for "half-formed wish," "beery work speaking to empty wenches," etc.), ...