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Etymology 1 n. (context ornithology English) The unique characteristics of a bird species that enable it to be immediately identify by an experienced birdwatcher who has seen that bird before and is familiar with its appearance and behaviour. Etymology 2

alt. (context slang English) Male ejaculate; sperm, semen. n. (context slang English) Male ejaculate; sperm, semen. vb. 1 (context intransitive slang English) To ejaculate; to eject semen. 2 (context transitive slang English) To ejaculate on, over, or into; to cover in semen.

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Jizz

Jizz may refer to:

  • Jizz (biology), the immediately recognisable characteristics of an organism
  • Jizz (birding), the immediately recognisable characteristics of a bird
  • Jizz, a four-letter word serving as urban slang for semen
  • "Jizz", an episode of season 1 of Satisfaction
  • Jizz, a PC 64k intro by The Black Lotus at Wired 1997
  • Jizz, a member of the More Fire Crew
  • Jizz, a character on Beaver Falls
Jizz (birding)

Jizz is a term originally used by birdwatchers to describe the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from such features as shape, posture, flying style or other habitual movements, size and colouration combined with voice, habitat and location. The concept is so useful however, that it since has been adopted increasingly widely by field biologists in referring to the impression of the general characteristics of other animals. It similarly appears in such fields of observational biology as microscopy. Ecologists and botanists may speak of "habitat jizz" or the jizz of a plant.

Sean Dooley described jizz as "the indefinable quality of a particular species, the 'vibe' it gives off" and notes that although it is "dismissed by many as some kind of birding alchemy, there is some physical basis to the idea of jizz."

Experienced birders can often make reliable identifications in the field at a glance by utilising jizz. Often jizz is useful for identifying to the family or genus level, rather than the species level. For example, "It definitely had the jizz of a thrush, but I couldn't see what kind."

The origin of the word is a mystery. There is a theory that it comes from the World War II air force acronym GISS for "General Impression of Size and Shape (of an aircraft)", but the birding term was first recorded earlier than that in 1922. More likely, jizz is a corruption of gestalt, a German word that roughly means form or shape, or more specifically from the word gist which has the same meaning.

Usage examples of "jizz".

Species-specific pools, spas, restaurants, shopping malls, climate zones, and exercise rooms, tonsorial parlors for the hirsute and buffing stations for the smooth-skinned, jizz lounges and null-g ballrooms, casinos, observation blisters, and amusement areas .

So far, Jizz is the only joint on Silver Beach with a red velvet rope and a sullen, T-shirted, steroid-addled doorman.

But here's what would happen: Hill and Goldman or some equally unsmooth detectives would show up at Jizz to confront Jimmy's widow.

Bland renditions of twenty-year-old jizz classics wafted from unseen emitters.

Species-specific pools, spas, restaurants, shopping malls, climate zones, and exercise rooms, tonsorial parlors for the hirsute and buffing stations for the smooth-skinned, jizz lounges and null-g ballrooms, casinos, observation blisters, and amusement areas.

They seemed a little stung of course, as I talked grandly on throughout a meal of what looked and tasted like a fresh haul of seal jizz and eel helmet.

I guess I kinda panicked, even though I knew that these people have a thing about blood, and I drew back, and well, I knocked the syringe out and I jizzed at the same time, and there was blood and cum everywhere… well, Constance was going crazy now, lapping up everything, sperm, blood, sweat, I could have pissed on her face and she'd've drunk it.