"Clueless"-inspired Sara Evans song?

• Conditional words
• With 36-Down, literally, beyond rational explanation
• "Think again, pal!"
• "Like I'd ever do that!"
• La Roux "___ by Magic"
• ''Oh, you wish!''
• Expression of incredulity
• "Not happening!"
• "Ain't gonna happen!"

Wikipedia Word definitions in Wikipedia
Asif (also spelled Asef or Assef , , , or ) is a masculine given name, its Arabic meaning is "forgiveness" it may refer to: