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Usage examples of dildo.

They got away with a member of the Scottish executive having a dildo jammed up his bahookie by a piece of telegenic jail-bait.

In it Mrs Musgrove ordered an ejaculatory and vibrating dildo of adjustable proportions, the bottom half of a plastic man complete with organs, and finally a studded rubber pad with battery attached which called itself a clitoral stimulator.

Inspector Patel was sitting on the edge of the tub, watching the dildo float around and around like a toy boat.

He needed quite a lot of force to unscrew the dildo, which was as hollow as Inspector Patel had observed.

If the doctor had known that the relationship between Nancy and Detective Patel was deeply connected to the dildo, he would have admitted that his understanding of sexual attraction and compatibility was even less than he supposed.

Bernie down the hall in the toilet, who has all kinds of urolagnia jokes to tell, his mother Brenda in the kitchen who talks of hashish hush puppies, dildos rigged to pump floods of paregoric orgasm to the capillaries of the womb, prayers to Astarte and Lilith, queen of the night, reaches into the true Night of the Other, cold and naked on linoleum floors after days without sleep, the dreams and tears become a natural state.

Reaching out, Cade grabbed her narrow hips and tugged her toward him until the dildo was poised a fraction from her pink, tightly clenched anal bud.

From perfumed dogs, monkies, sparrows, dildoes, and paraquettoes, CHORUS.

George stood over him, pressing him down with one hand on his back, and held up the dildo.

They consisted of a power pack which fit into the flaring base of the little dildo, three wireless moldable metal patches, and a sleek black remote.

There, nestled in silk was a new dildo he had purchased for her, several plugs and other assorted devices, and several tubes of lubricants.

Beans had advised her that one could learn from foreigners, but when it came to Phoenician sticks and Japanese dildos, one hardly could make a drop of sense of anything they said.

Bag of Tricks: little weighted balls from Baghdad, dildoes from the Ebony Isles and the City of Brass, et cetera.

But she refused to gossip about her guests, she divulged little of her own past, she was the woman who kept the secrets in an era that no longer believed there were any secrets worth keeping, each morning sending out her girls, none of them as innocent as they looked, to comb and collect the daily tidal wrack from under the beds, back of the closets, behind the toilets, the crumpled condoms, the soiled menstrual pads, stiff handkerchiefs, stained panties, spoiled food, damp bathing suits, lost dentures, toothbrushes, dildos, bodily fluids, their residue everywhere, the domestic staff armed now with surgical gloves in this new Age of Latex.

Occasionally he jiggled the hugely girthed base of the dildo in her arse.