Tasteless entrances by one backward duck

• Dull as dishwater
• Lacking taste
• Jejune
• One new sample of tea perhaps needs identification - flavourless
• Fall is brought up after hip is weak

WordNet Word definitions in WordNet
adj. lacking taste or flavor or tang; "a bland diet"; "insipid hospital food"; "flavorless supermarket tomatoes"; "vapid beer"; "vapid tea" [syn: bland , flat , flavorless , flavourless , savorless , savourless , vapid ] lacking significance or impact; ...

The Collaborative International Dictionary Word definitions in The Collaborative International Dictionary
Insipid \In*sip"id\, a. [L. insipidus; pref. in- not + sapidus savory, fr. sapere to taste: cf. F. insipide. See Savor .] Wanting in the qualities which affect the organs of taste; without taste or savor; vapid; tasteless; as, insipid drink or food. --Boyle. ...

Wiktionary Word definitions in Wiktionary
a. 1 unappetizingly flavorless. 2 Flat; lacking character or definition. 3 cloyingly sweet or sentimental.

Wikipedia Word definitions in Wikipedia