An engaging book?

• A type of book that sounds like a person
• Riveting work that could make servant spit
• Summon Ted at a media meeting?
• Any great read
• Compelling read
• Book for Ellen and Ted?
• Gripping read ["Get back!"]
• Patti + Lana
• Something that's hard to close?

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n. (alternative spelling of page-turner English)