What is "not the end of the world"

n. (context idiomatic English) It's of minor importance, at least not as important as it first seemed.

This article is about Christopher Brookmyre's crime novel. For Geraldine McCaughrean's young adult novel, see Not the End of the World (young adult novel); for Kate Atkinson's book of short stories, see Not the End of the World (short story collection)

Not the End of the World is Christopher Brookmyre's third novel, and the first not to feature Jack Parlabane, Christopher Brookmyre's most used character. The novel is also the first book Brookmyre has written that is based solely outside of the United Kingdom. The story takes place in Los Angeles.

This article is about Geraldine McCaughrean's young adult novel. For Christopher Brookmyre's crime novel, see Not the End of the World (Brookmyre novel); for Kate Atkinson's book of short stories, see Not the End of the World (short story collection)

Not the End of the World is a young adult novel by Geraldine McCaughrean. It retells the Biblical story of Noah's Ark. The main character is Noah's thirteen-year-old daughter, Timna. The story is also relayed from the points of view of the animals. The novel was first published in 2004 and was the winner of the 2004 Whitbread Children's Book Award.

Not the End of the World may refer to:

• Not the End of the World (crime novel), by Christopher Brookmyre
• Not the End of the World (young adult novel), by Geraldine McCaughrean
• Not the End of the World (short story collection) by Kate Atkinson

This article is about Kate Atkinson's book of short stories. For Geraldine McCaughrean's young adult novel, see Not the End of the World (young adult novel); for Christopher Brookmyre's crime novel, see Not the End of the World (crime novel)

Not the End of the World is a short story collection by British writer Kate Atkinson. It is mostly set in Scotland, and is an experiment in magic realism. The collection was first published in 2002 by Doubleday.

It contains 12 loosely connected stories:

1. "Charlene and Trudi Go Shopping": Two women obsessively make unreal and bizarre lists, managing to lead apparently normal lives, oblivious to the reality around them which is of the city being torn apart by an apocalyptic war.
2. "Tunnel of Fish": A pregnant mother living in Edinburgh with her partner Hawk, worries about her fish-obsessed son Eddie and reminisces about the past including her first holiday abroad to Crete during which Eddie was conceived; she has a vivid memory of being dragged down to the Mediterranean sea-bed and ravaged by an undersea god. On his birthday Eddie is taken to Deep Sea World where in the undersea tunnel he receives a message from a giant carp.
3. "Transparent Fiction": Meredith Zane (one of the Zane sisters) is working her way around Europe but has come to a halt in London where she finds herself living with Fletcher, a writer for a television soap Green Acres. The night before she plans to leave Fletcher and continue her tour they are invited to a dinner party by a television producer at which Meredith meets Merle Goldeman who appears to have been alive for millennia. Meredith determines to steal the secret of eternal life for herself.
4. "Dissonance": Rebecca and Simon live with their divorced mother Pam. Simon spends most of his time in his room playing Tekken 3 on his PlayStation, listening to Korn and 'Boak' on his stereo and making occasional trips out to shoplift and skateboard. Rebecca in contrast is studying hard for her highers listening to classical music, and plans to study medicine at university.
5. "Sheer Big Waste of Love": Addison Fox was orphaned at the age of eight. His mother, a prostitute is dying of cancer attempts to reunite Addison with his father, a successful local businessman. As a result of this meeting Addison, his mother and an innocent bystander end up in casualty.
6. "Unseen Translation": Missy has just become nanny for Arthur, the eight-year-old son of glamour model Romney Wright and the lead singer of a rock band 'Boak'. Arthur's father is on tour in Germany and Missy is to take Arthur to visit him.
7. "Evil Doppelgangers": Fielding, who is media correspondent for a newspaper, suspects he has a doppelganger who is having far more fun than himself and creating havoc in the process. Fielding resolves to track him down.
8. "The Cat Lover": After breaking up with her boyfriend Fletcher (a television scriptwriter), Heidi is followed home by a dishevelled cat. She names the cat Gordon and it soon takes over her flat, eating more and more food and growing ever larger, until Heidi wonders when she will be eaten herself. Gordon also becomes more and more human and eventually begins sleeping in Heidi's bed.
9. "The Bodies Vest": Vincent is well acquainted with death. He remembers his father falling from the fourth-floor window he was trying to clean. And then the death of his new wife (one of the Zane sisters) who died whilst having a wisdom tooth extracted. Her father (a dentist) then kills himself.
10. "Temporal Anomaly": Marianne dies in a road accident on the M9. She wakes to find herself sitting on the hard shoulder and stumbles into the nearby Little Chef but cannot make herself noticed, then she walks the four miles home.
11. "Wedding Favours": Pam's son Simon has now left home. Soon Pam finds herself in business with her friend Maggie producing wedding favours.
12. "Pleasureland": Charlene and Trudi (from the first story in the collection) soon find themselves boarded up in Trudi's flat, the whole building being declared a plague area. With electricity failing and food running out they tell each other tales of the Greek gods. The narrative ends with Trudi telling Charlene "Don't worry, it's not the end of the world".