inabsentia While away Without the defendant present How the invisible man votes? Though not present One way to graduate or to be convicted One way to get a degree Nonattendance status How someone who jumps bail might be tried One way to vote How degrees are sometimes awarded Not attending Making merry a bit insane while away! Criminal, a bit insane, not being present at trial Wanting an appearance that confounds innate bias Foolishly Ian twice bets when not at event Rogue a bit insane not attending court?