icannottellalie Start of an apocryphal confession Start of a George Washington "non-quote" Part of a fabled confession Golfer's lament about failing to recognize different ball positions? George Washington's declaration of deceit? Apocryphal George Washington quote Apocryphal admission Part of a Washington address? Quote that reveals presidential timber? Straight person's statement Washington report starter Words of an amateur woodsman Words not said by Washington Washington on probity