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heads i win, tails you lose
phr. Said to describe a conflict in which someone has a particular advantage from the start.
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Heads I Win, Tails You Lose
Heads I Win, Tails You Lose (, also known as Heads or Tails) is a 1982 Italian comedy film written and directed by Nanni Loy.
The film consists in two back-to-back stories that deals with two " taboo" themes, the celibacy of the clergy in the episode of Renato Pozzetto and the homosexuality in the one with Nino Manfredi.