Wiktionary
goatfuck
n. 1 (context slang chiefly military vulgar English) A chaotic situation where some effort has gone thoroughly wrong; a fiasco or clusterfuck. 2 (context slang English) A tightly-packed crowd of people, especially photographers, journalists and cameraman, covering a news story.
Usage examples of "goatfuck".
Shit, where Nash and Tess were concerned, it had been a goatfuck before the word go.
And while he wasn’t exactly UA—guilty of an unauthorized absence—there were elements of potential goatfuck written all over this.
Mac was dead now, killed trying to start the motor of his Zodiac boat during some goatfuck in the Seychelles, the Colonel had heard.