fatchance Emphatic rejection "In a pig's eye!" "It'll never happen!" 'Yeah, that'll happen!' Remote likelihood No likelihood at all! It will never happen! "No way that's happening!" ''In a pig's eye!'' "Never!" Cynic's snort #3 "I wouldn't bet on it!" No! Turndown #5 Overweight rebel takes over South Africa's ruling party Likelihood of the morbidly obese avoiding health issues? That will never happen "Absolutely not!"