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cattywampus
a. 1 (context informal English) In disarray or disorder; askew. 2 Not directly across from nor adjacent to.
Usage examples of "cattywampus".
He rolled onto his back to remove the fulcrum from her stomach, and she collapsed cattywampus atop his torso.
He wiggled around so much the last couple of weeks before his birthing date that he was about as cattywampus as a baby can get.