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thick as two short planks

a. Very stupid.

Usage examples of "thick as two short planks".

Even Kryuchkov had realized-and Karpov privately thought the man as thick as two short planks-that he could not be in two places simultaneously.

Patrick was interested only in money, because he was going out with this physically repulsive, ageing woman who was also as thick as two short planks—.