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porks
vb. (en-third-person singular of: pork)
Usage examples of "porks".
Three of the bodyguard were given permission to take a smoke break and Joe Porks was sent for a magnum of champagne.
LoPresti, scowling, headed for the door while Joe Porks undid the cork wire on the magnum.
Joe Porks stood like a battered mannequin in an After Six display window, a full glass of bubbly in one hand and the big bottle in the other.
His glance took in the sagging LoPresti and motionless Joe Porks, who was teetering a bit with the champagne but didn't spill a drop.
And he porks this Anna three, four times a night, and then goes on back for more.